Splish, Splash, I was taking a bath!

Hot Baths 25 cents, soap extra

Rub-a-Dub-Dub, who’s that in the tub?

Welcome to our country bath

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.

A nice hot bath will fix just about anything...

Arise go forth and conquer!

Bathroom Rules: Hand towels are to be used by guests only. If you are not a guest, please dry your hands on your clothes!

Bathroom Rules: WASH-BRUSH-FLOSS-FLUSH

Be a sweetie…Close the seatie!

Happiness is a long, hot bubble bath.

If you sprinkle when you tinkle be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!

No job is finished until the paperwork is done!

NOTICE: Replacing the toilet paper roll will not cause brain damage!

Please don’t hog the bathroom!

Please God…tell Mommy that cowboys don’t take baths!

Reading Room - Appointment Needed!

Cowboys Don’t Take Baths

Bare bottoms welcomed here!

Bear Hugs and Back Rubs Welcome

If there’s a ring in the tub, please answer it!

I aim to keep this bathroom clean. Your aim will help!